And Satan said, “I will put good bands on both sides of the poster.”
literally florida is a joke
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my dad just walked in, saw this and nearly pissed his pants laughing so hard. i just had to send the picture to him and now it’s his wallpaper on his phone and HE. KEEPS. SENDING. IT. TO. PEOPLE.
I almost passed this on my dash but then the little anecdote changed my mind :’D
Studied for 30 seconds I’m gonna rock this freakin test
I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
Excuse me, waiter, I did not order a previously-dead consulting detective.