May 2012
an actual picture of me during school →
lolzpicx:
edgur:
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
snoopdong:
My friend found a dubstep remix of the campfire song song I give up on life
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
That awkward moment when you don't remember the...
somedayimabe:
smile—with-me:
That awkward moment when you don't remember the...
somedayimabe:
smile—with-me:
pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
hotbabysitter:
therealhamster:
proper use of reaction images is an art and let’s just say a lot of you need to go to art school
idiotblogger:
this is my new senior quote
theyellovvbrickroad:
literally the most irritating thing in the world is when u have a song stuck in ur head but its only the tune so u cant look up the lyrics to find out what it is
blogofamadblackwoman:
don’t follow your dreams follow my blog
my entire life is just me “winging it”
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
That moment when you really want to be friends...
everaftertrencher:
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
jesushi:
jesushi:
why am i not a banana
im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet
Robert Plant (to audience): "You don't know how difficult it is to tune a
guitar in front of thousands of screaming people."
Jimmy Page (to Plant): "You don't, either.
--- Los Angeles Forum, 09/04/1970 ---
youknowittoo:
when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just like
a-really-sexy-girl-just:
I hate it when I accidentally press the “close” button rather than the “minimize” button and it closes all the tabs I had open
pre10tious:
i don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship:
i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day
i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want
also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too
i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic
Big Sean: Ass, Ass, Ass, Ass
Rihanna: Cake, Cake, Cake
Justin Bieber: Baby, Baby, Baby
Tyga: Faded, Faded, Faded
to any of my followers that find me intimidating:
I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
theyellovvbrickroad:
guys i think kony is losing the election im not hearing that many good things about him :/